我妹妹過一陣子要結婚了，所以最近都在買東西

                
當然包括金光閃閃的首飾                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
在買完首飾之後，因為他們之後要去挑婚紗，不方便帶著這麼多貴重的東西...     
                                                                           
                                                                           
所以我媽就派遣我這個待業中的無業遊民，去金飾店幫她拿首飾回家比較保險...   
                                                                           
                                                                           
故事就這樣開始了...     
  
 
       
我站在黃金珠寶店門口...     
                                            
                                                                           
我妹妹一直在講手機...一直講一直講...    
                                
                                                                           
這時，我的眼睛喵到了警察(視力2.0)...                                    
                                                                           
                                                                           
因為沒帶證件怕被開單的我，就直接拿走我妹手上的首飾袋子趕快先溜...         
                                                                           
                                                                           
就在我拿完東西，催油門衝的那瞬間，妹妹突然在我摩托車後面跟著跑還大聲叫    


「喂~~~喂~~~~喂~~~~~幫我攔住他.......」
                            
                                                                           
                                                                           
這時候：                                                                
                                                                           
                                                                           
金飾店 + 全罩安全帽 + 穿吊嘎、拖鞋 + 有女生在後面呼喊 =  搶匪...                                                                   
                                                                           
                                                                           
所有馬路旁邊賣雨傘的、賣刮刮樂的、賣羊奶片的、賣衣服、包包的所有的老闆
  
                                                                           
不分男女、不分老少、全衝向我...                                         
                                                                           
                                                                           
然後我嚇的摔車跌倒了...所有路人甲乙丙丁很有默契的一起圍過來海扁我...      

                                                                           
賣刮刮樂的還拿柺杖...一直戳我...     
                                   
                                                                           
我還聽見了身旁一堆 "按" "靠凹" "夭壽" "你娘咧" "少年人好手好腳"...                                       
                                                                           
                                                                           
終於我妹妹趕到了...警察也到了...全部路人鼓掌叫好... 

                
(( 好一幅溫馨的畫面  @__@ )) 

                                                              
                                                                           
而在我紅著臉的妹妹跟大家解釋這場誤會之後...
                             
                                                                         
接著大家一臉尷尬...就一轟而散了...        
                              
                                                                           
全身是傷的我+半毀的安全帽+摔很慘的機車...                               
                                                                           

這就是我用身體深刻感受到台灣人的熱情...                                 
                                                                           
                                                                           
接著我問我妹為何在後面追喊著我...                                       
                                                                           

她跟我說..."媽要你順便買醬油跟雞蛋回去"...                              
                                                                           
                                                                           
   @_______@   
                                                
      
為了醬油跟雞蛋...真是 ............ ......... ......... 太超過了...      





      
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